If I Had An Online Dating Profile….

About Me:

I’m not looking for a husband. I don’t want a boyfriend. And I’m not interested in hookups.

Also:

I don’t like to go out. 

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I don’t like to go out and I’m broke. 

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I don’t like to go out, I’m broke, and I won’t let you pay for my dinner. 

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Must like hibernating , food, and Netflix. 

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See first photo….

But I won’t let you come to my house so maybe we should just message instead?

{Facebook status: Does online dating work for anyone? Asking for a friend}